It’s a good thing toast is the food of the gods, because toasters and toaster ovens can be so boring that you’d barely have incentive to buy one otherwise. But, wait until you see this Dash toaster.

The sun is rising, the coffee is brewed, and the only thing left is to fire up a couple of gluten-free slices for your avocado toast. The best toasters—not to be confused with fancier countertop ...